and that is exactly how it was

"well that was when god was up in heaven having celestial sex."

"but mary didn't look happy when she opened the door to him."

"why was i watching that video? oh yeah, i was looking up information on that candidate . . . what is his name. that mormon."

"well what would happen if clinton was elected president."

"do you think she is the anti-christ?"

"what if it is oprah?"

"wouldn't that be awesome if the anti-christ was a woman?"

"did you know that today was her favorite things show?"

"so next year, after she announces herself as christ do you think she will give out bar codes for your forehead?"

"can you imagine that scene. 'hey everybody, it's a bar code tattoo for your forehead!"

indistinguishable screaming, and jumping by all

"can't the bar code be on your hand too?"

"check out my new hand accessory."

"i think we are all going to hell for talking about this."

"i'm not!"

"why, because you stopped making the joke 10 seconds before we did."

"well, yeah."